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Mother Nature is FIRED

February 11, 2014 By Christine 10 Comments

Mother Nature 555 Celestial Way In The Middle Of Nowhere, USA Dear Mother Nature: This letter confirms our discussion today that you, in fact, are no longer employed at Summer Fun and Games and your termination is effective immediately. You will receive exactly two weeks severance for your 900 years of service.  You will need […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough Tagged With: blah, Jim Cantore, winter

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