Keeper of The Fruit Loops

I’m an Erma Bombeck Martha Stewart with a Roseanne twist and I have the mouth and organized cabinets to prove it.

Let’s Talk! I would love to hear from you. But only if you have nice things to say.  I jest, I jest.  No, but seriously, I love free shit—if you think we should work together:

If you’re interested in a book publishing deal, please contact my agent, Jill Marr.

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Fruit Loops Are For Sharing