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Everyone Needs To Be Rescued: My Skiing Adventure From Hell

January 10, 2020 By Christine 2 Comments

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Seven years ago, I strapped on a set of ski boots and skis and immediately fell down a ski mountain. For real. Did I mention I suck at skiing? A little back information: though I grew up in the Northeast, my experience with skiing was limited to a few attempts in high school and college. […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough Tagged With: skiing, wtf

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