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News Flash: Our Teens Are Over Scheduled And Parents Are To Blame

November 18, 2018 By Christine 1 Comment

Teens are over scheduled and parents are to blame.

When my son announced last week that he wanted to apply for his first summer job, I was dubious. Though he’s fifteen years old and quite responsible, I wasn’t sure I was ready for him to take on the commitment of a part time job over the summer. Frankly, the thought of having to drive […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough Tagged With: parenting, what the hell

This Is What I’d Tell My High School Self (Spoiler: Chin Hair Is Coming)

October 28, 2018 By Christine 4 Comments

This is what I'd tell my high school self.

A friend tagged me in a post on Facebook and my face stared in disbelief as I read her comments. “Hi everyone! It’s that time! That’s right: it’s been 25 years since we graduated from high school and we are planning a reunion this summer!” That can’t possibly be correct. Twenty-five years? Has it really […]

Filed Under: Parenting My Way Tagged With: memories, what the hell

When I Turned 40, I Wanted A Boob Job. I Got Braces Instead.

August 22, 2018 By Christine 2 Comments

I got braces at 40. I should have gotten a boob job.

I am an angry, miserable woman in pain. Let me rephrase that. I am a 40 something woman who took a long look in the mirror and didn’t recognize most parts of her body. And I decided to do something, anything, about the fact that I don’t look like I’m 21 anymore. I know, I […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough Tagged With: what the hell

Our Parents Had It Easy. And I’m Jealous.

January 5, 2016 By Christine Leave a Comment

The other day, I got the dreaded “Your phone storage is almost full” message and realized it was time to clean up my phone. Read: it was time to play “Press Your Luck” over which apps I could keep, how many photos to delete and just exactly how many text messages were necessary. No whammies, […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way Tagged With: back in the day, parenting, what the hell

What I Don’t Remember….

March 10, 2015 By Christine 34 Comments

Is anyone else feeling the stress of being the World’s Most Perfect Mom EVUUUR? Is anyone else looking at The Pinterest wondering who the heck has the time to make crafts, perfect crockpot meals and put outfits together that would make Polyvore swoon? Does anyone else look around them and see moms who spend more […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way Tagged With: parenting, what the hell

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