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A Break Up Letter To The Elf On The Shelf: We Are So Over

November 1, 2019 By Christine 2 Comments

Elf on The Shelf with Christmas decorations

Dear Herbie the Elf, I feel as though it’s time we had a talk. I’ve been very unhappy for a very long time and I bet that if you were honest with yourself, you’d admit that you have known for a while that things were not right between us.  I’m sure that you’ve noticed that […]

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Dear Publix: Thanks For Making College Parents Ugly Cry At The Holidays

October 23, 2019 By Christine Leave a Comment

ugly cry

The holidays are upon us and many of us are waiting anxiously for our college kids to barge in the front door yelling, “I’m home!” And, for those of us who sent our first kids off to college this fall, it can feel like an eternity as we count down the days to having all […]

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7 People From Hell We All Meet During The Holidays

November 19, 2015 By Christine 2 Comments

Do you know these seven people from hell at the holidays?

The holidays are HERE. We are in the trenches. We are hall decking. We are cookie baking. We are loading our eggnogs with massive quantities of booze. With every shot of spiced rum, we are bracing ourselves, steeling ourselves against the inevitable. Because on top of the present wrapping, the light stringing and the carol […]

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