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A Break Up Letter To The Elf On The Shelf: We Are So Over

November 1, 2019 By Christine 2 Comments

Elf on The Shelf with Christmas decorations

Dear Herbie the Elf, I feel as though it’s time we had a talk. I’ve been very unhappy for a very long time and I bet that if you were honest with yourself, you’d admit that you have known for a while that things were not right between us.  I’m sure that you’ve noticed that […]

Filed Under: Holly Daze Tagged With: Christmas, Elf On The Shelf, Holly Daze

No One Tells You That You Have To Do A Lot of Lying As A Mom

November 13, 2013 By Christine 31 Comments

Lying

I have a secret. You might be shocked and appalled. You might stop following my blog or leave my Facebook page as a result of what I’m about to divulge. Here goes: I. AM. A. LIAR. Yep. You read this correctly. I lie all day long and during the holiday season, it’s at it’s worst. […]

Filed Under: Holly Daze Tagged With: Elf On The Shelf, lies, tooth fairy

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