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Give A Mom A Smart Phone and She’ll Rule The World

March 25, 2013 By Christine Leave a Comment

I am fairly certain I could rule the world with my iPhone. From scheduling play dates, to managing Hubby’s schedule, to counting calories (not cake calories, mind you), to connecting with my friends, my iPhone is my right hand man.  From my kitchen, I can arrange food delivery for a bereaved friend, tweet to Ellen DeGeneres […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough Tagged With: iphone, rule the world

The Fruit Loop Group Pledge

March 23, 2013 By Christine Leave a Comment

A lot of you have asked me, “Now that you’ve started your blog, do I have to worry that I’m going to show up in it?”  The short answer:  Nah, unless you are a certain 7 year old, 10 year old or car loving hubby, you are probably safe.  The long answer:  my college roommates […]

Filed Under: The Keeper News, Uncategorized Tagged With: fruit loop group, pledge

We Were Here First

March 21, 2013 By Christine 4 Comments

Scene: Our Dinner Table, a few years ago. Fruit Loop #2: “How do you KNOW that you should marry a person?” Fruit Loop #1: “When you meet the right person, a spark happens. Then you have to nurture the spark so it becomes a flame and then eventually a bonfire across your marriage. And wick size […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way Tagged With: marriage, we were here first

The Birds and the…Petri Dishes?

March 21, 2013 By Christine 3 Comments

As a parent, there are a few moments that stop you in your tracks and make you want to run screaming from the room: The first time you realize your toddler can reach the top of the stairs in under three seconds, the first time you hear a swear word out of one of your […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough Tagged With: bees, birds, petri dishes

The Day I Almost Got Arrested At Preschool (Yes, Really)

March 21, 2013 By Christine 10 Comments

Arrested at preschool

It all started out so innocently. All I had to do was get the 2-year-old to his first day of preschool with a 2-week-old infant in tow. I’m a bachelor’s educated RN with many years of ICU experience. I’ve managed patient flow. I’ve run ICU codes. A 2-year-old and an infant? Pfft. Easy peasy. What […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way Tagged With: lollipops, preschool

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