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I am The Keeper of The Fruit Loops, Manager of the Fecal Roster and the Driver of the People Mover. In other words, I'm a mom.

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For years, my friends and family told me that my Facebook statuses on my personal page read like a humor novel.  I wasn’t trying to be funny, rather, I was just detailing the insanity that happened before my eyes every day while raising two small kids.  Facebook has always been a good medium for me.

On March 20, 2013, armed with the encouragement of a good friend, I started a blog.  And a Facebook page.  And got on The Twitter.

And then I got kicked off of The Facebook and The Twitter for unintentional spamming.  On the same day I started my blog.  Turns out, when you tell the hundreds of people in your address book on The Hotmail, The Facebook and The Twitter people get hot under the collar.  My blog was almost over before it started.

On March 22, 2013, after resolving my spamming issues and promising my third born child to some guy named Raul at The Twitter (he so silly….I had my tubes tied in 2008, but I digress), Keeper of The Fruit Loops was born.

I am the Keeper of the Fruit Loops, Manager of the Fecal Roster, and Driver of the People Mover.  I’m an Erma Bombeck Martha Stewart with a Roseanne twist and I have the mouth and organized cabinets to prove it.

In other words, I’m a mom.

And I hope you like what I have to say.

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