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A Woman In Target Called Me A Bitch Over A Muppet Movie (Yes, Really)

April 16, 2014 By Christine 19 Comments

The Muppets and Target

I freely admit that, on a regular basis, I can manage to rub someone the wrong way. I’m not always everyone’s cup of tea, sense of humor or favorite color and I’m okay with that. I gave up a long time ago trying to be someone I’m not and I’m pretty pleased with who I’ve […]

Filed Under: People Who Suck, Uncategorized Tagged With: bitch, muppets, target

No One Puts Baby In A Basement

April 10, 2014 By Christine Leave a Comment

Last night, I had my FIRST BOOK SIGNING EVER.  EV-ER. To say I was nervous is the understatement of the century.  And, if I’d allow my BFF to describe me last night as I panicked into the phone on the drive there, well, let’s just say she’s a good friend.  And, I highly suggest that […]

Filed Under: The Keeper News, Uncategorized Tagged With: be alone, book signing, squeee

The Post Cesarean Section Poop Is HELL.

March 5, 2014 By Christine 6 Comments

As most moms will tell you, pregnancy is awesome exactly TWO times:  BEFORE you actually get knocked up and AFTER the pea is no longer in the pod. The during part of pregnancy is no walk in the park and I’m not going to bore you with the list of ailments, maladies, situations and hemorrhoids […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way, Uncategorized Tagged With: C Section, zip and rip

Two More Feet?

October 16, 2013 By Christine 8 Comments

As I’ve often said, the transition to motherhood was not an easy road for me.  Whether it was because I had my head completely up my ass about what was coming down the pike or that I wasn’t hardwired to accept the challenges of motherhood readily, either way, the road that I’ve travelled to find […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Uncategorized Tagged With: decision, first child, second child

The Fruit Loop Group Pledge

March 23, 2013 By Christine Leave a Comment

A lot of you have asked me, “Now that you’ve started your blog, do I have to worry that I’m going to show up in it?”  The short answer:  Nah, unless you are a certain 7 year old, 10 year old or car loving hubby, you are probably safe.  The long answer:  my college roommates […]

Filed Under: The Keeper News, Uncategorized Tagged With: fruit loop group, pledge

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