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Awards And Books!

It came as a surprise to no one more than me when I was nominated for not one but TWO awards in 2018. Seriously, I don’t think they understand what they’ve done now that I can officially call myself an “Award Winning Blogger.” If nothing else, I at least try to throw my new titles around when I’m trying to get a decent table at Five Guys Burgers. Ahem. Special thanks to Lehigh Valley Style and the Mom 2.0 conference for giving me a nod for my blogging achievements. Now, if you’ll indulge me, I have an acceptance speech that will only take 40 minutes……

 

I’ve been lucky enough to con some pretty amazing publisher blogger ladies into letting me contribute to their humor anthologies about motherhood.  Jen of People I Want To Punch In The Throat has put me in THREE of her books (squeeeeeee!) and the incomparable Jill Smokler of Scary Mommy thought I was funny enough for her Holiday anthology.  So, do a gal a solid and buy one or all of them so that the newbie looks good, m’kay??  And, of course, read MY essay first but definitely check out the other fantastic writers in the books….and then come back to tell me mine was the funniest.  Ahem.

I Just Want To Be Perfect May 2016

My essay:  “Bedpans, Barbies and Busted:  One Nurse’s Perfectly Public Humiliation”

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I Still Just Want To Pee Alone March 2015

My essay:  “Open Letter To My Daughter:  My Mother Was Right And You Should Think I Am, Too”

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I Just Want To Be Alone, March 2014

My essay:  “Open Letter To My Son (Or:  Your Mother’s Top Ten List Of Ways To Not Be A Douchebag Husband).

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Buy Some Be Alone Time From The Keeper!  SIGNED JUST FOR YOU!


 

Scary Mommy’s Guide To Surviving The Holidays, December 2014

My Essay:  “The Great Turkey Incident of 2006”

Available only from Amazon…click the image to get one of your own!

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