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10 “Unputdownable” Books You Should Buy Yourself This Winter

August 5, 2018 By Christine 4 Comments

For as long as I can remember, reading has been my salvation. In fact, my earliest memory is that of my then eighteen month self sitting in a play pen on a hot summer’s day while looking at the Golden Book “The Poky Little Puppy.”

For a shy girl who moved a lot growing up, books and their characters were my best friends. Ramona Quimby, Ralph S. Mouse and Jessica Wakefield could always be counted on to play with me. Never was I more excited than when the mailman delivered my next two installments of the Book Of The Month Club my mom enrolled me in when I was nine. And yes, I read every single Sweet Valley High Book. All 475 of them. Twice.

One of the things I love most about reading is discussing books with someone who loved a book as much as I did. I’ll stop perfect strangers in a mall or on a train and ask them how they like the book they are reading. I’ll unabashedly strike up a conversation with the woman in front of me in Barnes and Noble with my unsolicited opinion on how much I loved the Gillian Flynn book in her hands. I belong to book groups on Facebook, regularly share dogeared copies of my favorites with friends and just announce to whomever will listen that a book moved me to tears.

When the skies turn grey and the temperature plummets, I love nothing more than to dig into a juicy read that helps me forget that I have to wear snow boots to get the mail.

These are my top picks for reading by the fire with a hot toddy. And fuzzy socks. Don’t forget the fuzzy socks.

These books are unputdownable.

You won’t be able to put these books down this winter.

10 “Unputdownable” Books You Should Buy Yourself For Christmas

Lilac Girls by Martha Hall Kelly

Okay, listen: it’s no secret that I have zero chill when it comes to the authors I love. And, when they write books that make me feel all the feels, I’ve been known to reach out to them on social media to let them know how kick ass they are. When I breathed in the last page of Lilac Girls, I could. not. get. it. off. my mind. Kelly’s tale of three very different women during World War 2 haunted me in a way no other book has. A socialite, a Jewish girl in a concentration camp and a German doctor are the principal characters in the story and OH MAH GAH. Just read it. You won’t be able to put it down. Frankly, it’s better than The Nightingale by Kristin Hannah. There, I said it. And I may or may not have sent Martha Hall Kelly an extremely embarrassing, fan girl style IM on Facebook.

The Bungalow: A Novel by Sarah Jio

This book has it all: Romance. Heartache. Redemption. Sigh. It’s just the bomb. Set in 1942 against the backdrop of World War 2, it’s the story of a young woman as she sets out on a journey to the Pacific as a naval nurse. It’s a love story for the ages and it will have you weeping at the end.

One Thousand White Women: The Journals Of May Dodd by Jim Fergus

In this fictional novel, May Dodd and a group of women are sent to the far west in 1875 to marry Cheyenne Indians in an effort to assimilate Native Americans into the world of the white man. This one is completely fictional but written in such a way that you REALLY think it happened. Honest to Pete, as I read it, the words seemed so completely, outrageously believable that I had to keep reminding myself it was “just” a story. A page turner until the end, I promise. Or your money back. Not from me though. Barnes and Noble usually takes returns, I think….but only if the spine isn’t cracked.

Pillars of The Earth by Ken Follett–

This is my FAVORITE. BOOK. OF. ALL. TIME. No joke. I first read it in high school as an assignment and have probably read it no less than ten times since. In fact, I love this book so hard that Hubby presented me with a SIGNED First Edition copy of POTE for my 30th birthday. Now, when I give you the description, don’t turn your nose, m’kay? The story is set in 12th century England and takes place during the 30 year build of a cathedral. Yes, cathedral building can be riveting, I swear. This book, too, has everything:  Intrigue. Back Stabbing. Love. Good vs. Evil. And just a tiny bit of smut to make it believable for the time.  Give it 100 pages and I swear, you won’t put it down. And, PS: I heart Tom Builder big time.

Bitter Is The New Black- by Jen Lancaster

I found this book in the fall of 2006 while on a trip to Chicago. As no surprise, I was browsing in a Barnes and Noble on Michigan Avenue under the “New Local Authors” section. At the time, Jen Lancaster was a relative unknown and I honestly bought the book based solely on the subtitle: “Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag To The Unemployment Line.” I literally LAUGHED. MY. ASS. OFF and have followed Jen and her blog, Jennsylvania, since. She’s written a ton of other very funny books in the last few years but I maintain her first was her best.

Bossypants by Tina Fey

Because Tina Fey. Enough said.

All We Ever Wanted by Emily Giffin 

Sigh. What to say about this one?  First off, Emily Giffin writes in a way that makes you physically incapable of putting one of her books down. Truly. In fact, if you’ve read some of her others: Something Borrowed and Something Blue, you know that you basically need to make sure your kids have enough Goldfish crackers and Nickelodeon TV to survive for 48 hours. In All We Ever Wanted, she explores that secret place that most of us have:  racial prejudices and how they affect not only your family but also those around you. With a real life plot that is not only timely and on point, Giffin forces us to examine our ideals and belief systems. I daresay it’s her best book to date.

The Kommandant’s Girl- by Pam Jenoff

Set in Nazi Germany, this is the story of a nineteen year old Jewish girl forced to help her family survive by working in a Nazi war office. Surprisingly, she finds herself falling in love with a Nazi officer.  It’s a complicated, torturous and beautiful story about principals, love and the trappings of war.  If you love historically accurate fiction, you won’t be disappointed. And, if you are, don’t tell me because I loved this book. Like, a lot. So don’t tell me if you hate it. Just pretend that you did.

The Vanishing Year by Katie Moretti

I can’t tell you anything about this book because I will ruin it. Read it because it will have you going UNTIL THE VERY LAST WORD ON THE VERY LAST PAGE. And, because Moretti writes thriller books like no one else. She’s better than Gillian Flynn. Hand to God, I’m not lying. Now, go read this book immediately. Good. Glad we understand each other.

The Hour I First Believed by Wally Lamb

I’m not going to lie: this one is a tough, tough read. But, holy hell, is it riveting. RI-VET-ING. The story opens in 2004 Columbine, Colorado just prior to the shootings in the high school. It’s a fictional account of a husband and wife who are completely and utterly undone by the vicious actions of Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris. Transcripts, interviews and actual victims’ names are woven into this unbelievable story of perseverance and tragedy. You might need a bottle of wine for this one….or four. It’s a great read, though, I promise.

Elin Hilderbrand novels

Because she’s written 21 of them and I’ve read most of them, I simply cannot choose one to tell you to read.  All of her books are set on the tiny island of Nantucket and include characters that are textured, flawed and real. If I had to choose a few favorites, I’d pick Summerland,  Silver Girl and the one I just finished, A Perfect Couple. Also? Elin is one of the authors I regularly embarrass myself in front of: she’s grace under fire whenever I attend one of her books signings. Ahem.

So, pour yourself a cup of coffee, curl up on the couch and enjoy the sounds of the bus squeal wheeling away as you celebrate surviving another summer with kids. And, if you wind up ordering pizza because one of these books kept you from cooking dinner, I won’t judge.

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  1. Henry Collins says

    August 27, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    I’ll take your recommendations to buy one as a gift for my wife. She loves reading books. Thank you.

    Reply
  2. Kelley says

    January 31, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    Seems like you and I have similar taste in reading material. I can’t wait to read these! Thank you for the recommendations.

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  3. Brandy says

    February 4, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    I’ve read at least half the books on your list and I would completely degree. I am an unabashed bookworm.

    Reply
    • Brandy says

      February 4, 2019 at 8:28 pm

      ***agree, not degree. I need to proofread.

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