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Boobs and Blue Suede Shoes

December 5, 2013 By Christine 11 Comments

Boobs and Blue Suede Shoes

There are some sentinel moments in a woman’s aging process that are reason for pause and reflection.  The first time you find a grey hair the size of a garden snake in your eyebrows.  The moment when you look at your thighs and figure out the quickest route to Florida using all the blue lines. […]

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