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Slow Parenting

September 2, 2015 By Christine 4 Comments

A few months ago, I posted a photo on my Instagram account of Fruit Loop #2 sitting by a river, skipping rocks. It was a beautiful evening, Spring at it’s finest; complete with a setting sun shading the sky a lovely shade of amber. As we sat by that river, after having taken a three-mile […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way Tagged With: say yes to family time, slow parenting

The Amazing Road Trip Race

August 21, 2015 By Christine 3 Comments

Back in June, I floated a somewhat outrageous idea to Hubby:  I wanted to drive the Fruit Loops to Texas to visit my mom in August. Yes, drive.  1600 miles one way.  In a car.  With two kids in tow.  Alone. He took one look at me, raised his eyebrow and said, “You’re crazy”. And, […]

Filed Under: Parenting My Way, The Keeper News Tagged With: amazing race, road trip

Gin and Tonic With A Twist of LYME Disease

July 31, 2015 By Christine 3 Comments

When school got out for the summer, I had visions of beaches, long summer nights around the fire pit with friends and road trips.  I was eager for the slower paced days and catching up on all the books collecting dust on my night stand.  No lunches to pack, no homework to check, no screaming […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way, The Keeper Is A Nurse Tagged With: it will be okay, Lyme Disease

School Daze: 13 Tips For Back To School Success (The Keeper On Today)

July 26, 2015 By Christine Leave a Comment

As many of you know, I am a regular contributor to the Today Show’s Parenting Community.  This month, the Featured Challenge is “Back To School Advice, Pay It Forward Style”.  I was asked to write a piece with advice for moms and dads with children younger than mine.  Here’s the piece, as it appears on […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way, The Keeper On Today!

I Miss The Noise and It’s Too Quiet

July 22, 2015 By Christine 13 Comments

Today, when our eyes met in the aisle, my heart ached. I sighed to myself and realized I miss you. Well, not the actual you because, until today, we’ve never met. I miss the you that you are right now. The you that I am no longer. As you pushed your red cart containing your […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way, The Keeper On The Mid Tagged With: quiet, the mid

I Talk Early And Often To The Fruit Loops About Alcohol

July 7, 2015 By Christine 4 Comments

I’m just going to say it out loud:  I’m a good time at parties. A gooooood time, I tell you, and my friends will all willingly recount at least three stories that involve me, a party and adult beverages. Okay, probably five stories each and those who attended my 40th birthday party last Fall all […]

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“Wine Not Time!”

June 27, 2015 By Christine 9 Comments

Have you ever committed a crime?  Like an *actual* one?  Wait.  Don’t answer that because I think plausible deniability would work in my favor if anyone ever asked me about your answer.  I am pleased to say that I haven’t been in the Big House…yet.  But I can imagine a scenario in which I would […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way Tagged With: wine

Enjoying Summer Time Can Be Easy….Sort Of

June 22, 2015 By Christine 5 Comments

Summer is here. We are a week into summer vacation and already, I’ve heard the words “I’m bored” and “There’s nothing to doooooooo” and, my personal favorite, “There’s nothing gooooood to eat in the pantry”. Yep. Summer with kids is AWESOME.  And HARD. It’s hard to keep them busy, it’s hard to find time to […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way, The Keeper On Today!, Uncategorized Tagged With: summer fun, surviving summer

Just Sleep, Dammit!

April 7, 2015 By Christine 7 Comments

There are few things that will drive a new mother over the edge like sleep deprivation. The days where you wake up exhausted, nauseous and convinced you will never sleep again in the history of ever drive yoga pants clad moms all across this nation to the brink of insanity. Everyone always seems to have […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way Tagged With: cry it out, sleep deprivation

Thanks for the Mammories

April 3, 2015 By Christine 6 Comments

I am a graduate of the University of “My Boobs Fed A Human” and hold a Bachelor’s Degree in Breast Feeding.  In order to graduate, I had to enroll in classes such as “Breast Pump 101” and “Your Breast and You:  How Not To Get Eaten Alive By A Small Human”.  There were all nighters […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way Tagged With: hell, mastitis

Gossip Girls

March 16, 2015 By Christine 2 Comments

As you walk into the cafeteria, your stomach lurches a little.  You look around at the groups of girls and a familiar fear fills your stomach. “Will the cool girls let me sit with them today?” You scan the room and see girls chatting, laughing and looking over at you as you walk in the […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way, People Who Suck Tagged With: mom bullies suck

What I Don’t Remember….

March 10, 2015 By Christine 34 Comments

Is anyone else feeling the stress of being the World’s Most Perfect Mom EVUUUR? Is anyone else looking at The Pinterest wondering who the heck has the time to make crafts, perfect crockpot meals and put outfits together that would make Polyvore swoon? Does anyone else look around them and see moms who spend more […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way Tagged With: parenting, what the hell

All The Remembering

March 5, 2015 By Christine 3 Comments

Last night at dinner and on the eve of our 8th snow day off from school this year, I was lamenting about the number of days that the Fruit Loops have been underfoot, bored, and full of bicker. The number of days that I’ve been forced to reschedule appointments and become Julie the Cruise Director […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way Tagged With: remembering is hard

Just Say No

February 25, 2015 By Christine 7 Comments

Last March, Hubby informed me that he was going to be participating in a car racing event during a weekend in May.  Ordinarily, I’d have just said, “Okay, have fun!” but something in his eyes made me stop and do a double take.  Something in the way he mentioned it to me signaled that he […]

Filed Under: Parenting My Way Tagged With: enough, just say no

The Time Hubby And I Totally Lost One Of Our Kids On The Beach

January 29, 2015 By Christine 5 Comments

As a parent, you pride yourself on the the little things:  getting through an hour without a toddler tantrum, managing to get a shower with minions underfoot and remembering to change your breast milk stained shirt at least every other day. You also pride yourself on the BIG things: keeping those minions alive all day, […]

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Secrets of A Potty Training Mom

January 13, 2015 By Christine 9 Comments

If you ask a group of moms what they dislike most about parenting, the answers will be varied.  Some will say temper tantrums, eye rolling or Disney channel programming.  Others will scoff at the the early mornings, diaper changes at 2 am and never ending loads of laundry.  You will hear sorry tales of ignored […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way Tagged With: potty training, public restrooms

Confessions from the Bunny Slope

January 3, 2015 By Christine 1 Comment

On the whole, I consider myself to be pretty brave. I’ve worked night shift in an inner-city hospital. I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed, two C Sections and have cleaned up kid vomit with nary a gag. I’ve survived the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving 10 years running (not for the faint of […]

Filed Under: Parenting Is Hard Enough, Parenting My Way Tagged With: letting go, skiing, yikes

A Mother’s Resolution

December 30, 2014 By Christine 1 Comment

It’s that time of year. The time of year where everyone declares everything they will do better in 2015. The time of year when people decide they are going to “Get fit!” and “Eat less!” and “Write a book!”.  They blab about it on Facebook and people everywhere are declaring 2015 will be the year […]

Filed Under: Parenting My Way Tagged With: resolutions

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